About

Mission: The non-violent elimination of mission statements, saving billions for the economy in lost work-time.

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Turpin Labs CEO & “Dear Leader” Bill Turpin, with hat.

Vision: Please see above.

FAQ

Q: Is Turpin Laboratories a real laboratory?

A: No. It’s imaginary.

Q: Why would you have an imaginary laboratory?

A: Because being imaginary gives us unlimited resources.

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